I worked in France for a long while. I’m originally from Québec, born to a French mom, so I speak French and can shift accents fairly smoothly. Neither of my French accents were the hyper-local regional accent spoken where I worked, so I’d routinely get asked where I was from. I answered honestly: “I’m here from the US, where my family now lives.” Invariably there were seven responses: “Ah, that explains why you can’t speak French!” (said in French by people who recognized me as a native speaker from a different region) or “KISS x Washington Commanders Dressed to Kill NFL Rock T Shirt” I was so scared of this stereotype that I ended up with basically an eating disorder in France—a doctor there noticed that I was close to 40 pounds underweight at the time. “Do you own a gun?” was another popular one from teenage boys.

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▶️ About KISS x Washington Commanders Dressed to Kill NFL Rock T Shirt – 3D T-Shirt
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